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When deadlier variants of Covid-19 from different countries compete with each other to see which of them could cause the most damage or pain to earthlings until effective vaccination forces them to journey to other planets.
At the 2021 Corona Olympics, which country is likely to strike gold in both the infection and mortality events? A nation with low vaccination rate; or one that is continually plagued with nationwide protests, where citizens’ personal choices with regard to masking and vaccination overrule any political mandate to protect themselves and others?
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Pax Corona (Latin for “Crown Peace”) describes the peace that the natural world experienced during the 2019-2020 coronavirus pandemic, as the global slowdown in mancer activity—due to lockdowns and quarantines—has given Mother Nature some time to take a much-needed breath of fresh air.
Between travel restrictions, reductions in public transport and overall economic activity that generates emissions—such as coal burning, refining oil, producing steel, air travel, ground transportation—the climate is getting the kind of rest from destructive mancer activity it hasn’t gotten since the dawn of the Industrial Revolution. The lockdown in China (the world’s biggest emitter of greenhouse gases), for example, has cut the nation’s carbon dioxide (CO2) emissions by 100 million metric tons in just two weeks.
Pax Corona is adapted from the term “Pax Romana” (Latin for "Roman Peace"), the roughly 222-year-long period in Roman history which is identified with increased and sustained inner hegemonial peace and stability (though not meaning without wars, expansion and revolts).
While the coronavirus pandemic has caused death and chaos across the
mancer civilization, Mother Nature and non-human species are happily experiencing a Pax Corona.
A vacation/break dedicated to Coronavirus. Schools are canceled due to Covid so enjoy your vacation!
Person 1: Yo we are on corona vacation!
Also known as Class of Covid, the Corona Kids, or the Quarantine Kids; This generation of students refers to the graduating class of 2020, who unfortunately had what was supposed to be their most significant and memorable stage of their senior year snatched by the spread of the silent killer disease known as the coronavirus.
Daughter: "Hey dad, what did you wear to your prom? "
Dad: "We've been through this, I was apart of the Class of Corona, so prom wasn't exactly something we did."
Daughter: "Oh... ok. Wait, does that mean you didn't have a graduation ceremony either?! "
Dad: "...*sigh*..."
Daughter: "Ha! Imagine going to school for 12 years only to not be able to graduate properly. Tuff.
Dad: "Our generation only lived through pain, little one."
Daughter: "OWAIT, not only did you not have the ceremony, but this all went down about two months before it! HAH!"
Dad: "..."
A calendar that feels like a 30-hour day, a 10-day week, or a 40-day month—when an awful lot of unappreciative employees who are “privileged” to work from home complain that every day is like a 19-hour workday hell.
The 2020 calendar would likely be remembered as the “corona calendar” for almost 8 billion people, who were home-jailed for weeks, when the world tried to contain the pandemic crisis.
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When you've managed to tan your legs but your feet are still lily white, and when you wear shoes you get that white line round your socks showing the difference.
I put on my socks and I had total foot corona, had to fake tan my feet
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The realisation that corona virus isn’t just a meme and it’s finally come to your country 😬
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