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When you get a deepthroat blowjob and you keep your underwear totally on. As you climax you yell swallow that cotton and you cum thro your underwear and cockhold. And you let your cum filter thro like a slow drip.
Lastnight i had this chick totally swallowing cotton. I jizzed so hard i felt it sprayed thro the cotton like filtering coffee. Theres no better feeling!
When you have to crap so bad the head of the turd is poking out like a turtle and pressing against your cotton briefs.
Man I gotta find a bathroom I got a big ole cotton snapper chewing a hole in my underwear.
Rotten cotton is pussy that is used up but still desirable like a slut who fucks random guys but is still considered a sexy slut.
I want to fuck that rotten cotton.
Yeah, let's just say I like my cotton to be rotten!
Girl 1: Brittany! Come into the water with us!
Girl 2: I can't. I'm currently riding the cotton cobra.
Girl 1: Ah shit. Yeah sit your ass on the bench. We don't need your shark juice up in here.
When the bastard we know as "auto correct" tries to hide its identity.
My auto cotton thinks its being slick.
Someone who wears a t-shirt for for a cause, but does nothing further to support that cause, and knows little about it.
He's wearing a Greenpeace shirt but he's never even donated to Greenpeace! He's a cotton activist.
He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.
Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Christian Cotton then gets guarded