The few remaining pieces of clothing that are at the bottom of a dryer (consisting usually of socks and underwear).
"Hold that thought, I'm just going to go empty the dryer."
"Okay, don't forget to check for laundry crumbs!"
When you're eating a cookie on the bed and the crumbs drop on the bed.
When Lindsey was eating a cookie, crumbs be fallin'.
A wad of crusty toilet paper caught in the ass crack after wiping your ass. Also a term used to describe a particularly dumb person who doesn't have a clue.
I was hitting it from behind and looked down and saw anus crumbs on my dick.
the stuff that stays on your feet after pulling off a sock
Joe looked at his feet and noticed that he had sock crumbs on his feet
Someone who scavenges in the carpet looking for small crumbs of meth to get high. they will fight and argue over tiny little amounts, 10 or 20 dollars worth and is likely to smoke the neck of an empty pipe when ur not looking. they are also likely to steal anything they can get their hands on.
I had a digital camera on my coffee table, but some crumb diver came by the other day and now I cant find it.
Someone that is stubborn or uncooperative over the smallest issues and make them bigger deals in doing so. This is usually done in an attempt to stroke the ego and/or demonstrate 'alpha'.
Harry: Hey Dave would you mind getting your clothes out of the living room? I have friends coming by
Dave: DUDE, FUCK YOU. CAN'T YOU SEE IM WATCHING THE GAME?
Harry: You're such a crumb lord
The cumulative debris that falls into the stage during an exotic dance. Such debris includes body glitter, sweat, pole grease, hair, dead skin, and crumpled up one dollar bills.
The stage had to be wiped free of stripper crumbs before the next dancer performed