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customer journey

You're on a customer journey, when you think you have a life, but you don't

The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense

"Boy, it's hassle, I'm on all those customer journeys and am way too poor to ever arrive".

"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."

"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."

by slowsunnyday November 11, 2017


custom pepe

When people make their own versions of pepe.

That's a nice custom pepe you have there!

by Unknown definition of unknown January 14, 2017


custom and tradition

(n.) What has been done for a very long time, although rarely recorded. Custom and tradition can often over-rule statute law.

An example of custom and tradition is leaving newspapers outside a newsagents' in the early morning, allowing them to be taken by passers by. The delivery company does not have to change its' ways legally because ti falls under custom and tradition, and this practice dates back to the first instances of newspapers in the western world.

by Gumba Gumba June 3, 2004


Craft Master Custom Pools

Palm Beach County Pool Builder since 1994.

Delray Beach Pool Builders Craft Master Custom Pools is designing my pool.

by The Pool Guy November 23, 2022


The customers behind George

"The customers behind George" is an expression used to describe something that sucks, is boring and/or ruins your day.

This math class is like the customers behind George!

by EpicBrainKing June 7, 2021


Grumpy Customer

A really big dump, that may or may not be currently slamming against your rectum.

Hey guys, I'd love to help you, but I've got one hell of a grumpy customer right now. It requires my full attention.

by walrusnuts November 18, 2020


Pretentious customer

Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!

A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.

by Linit March 29, 2017