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to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them
Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years
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When you take something that isn't yours; or, someone who receives something that they didn't earn.
"Hugo just donkey-snatched that girls purse"
"Sara is such a donkey-snatch; she slept with the professor to get a 4.0"
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Those small chocolate donuts you usually get at a convenience store.
"Yo bro... how bout we hit up the gas station for milk and a pack of donkey buttholes"
inviting ugly friends with you to a club to look better by comparison
dude tinas rolling donkey tonight. she brought the chick with the hunchback and the boojie chick. she looks hot tho
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Aggressively masturbating while standing atop some sort of motion-enabled chair, such as a rocker or glider.
My life's goal is to give myself a Greek donkey on the porch of a Cracker Barrel.
Much like the concept of the common donkey punch. When performing anal sex with your spouse, upon ejaculation, one must roll the spouse onto her front and engage in a crossface. This must be timed to perfection, so that when ejaculation occurs, your spouse shrieks in pain and taps out. When performed right, unmatched pleasure will occur. This is best not to be practiced during a threesome, as during the crossface struggle, your spouse may tag in the third member of the party, who will unleash havoc on you. This must only be applied on a real woman, as this procedure is not for the feint of hearted.
Hey Jason, Cassandra told me she has a stiff neck! what happened last night?
Man she was being lazy, so i gave her the donkey crossface! Bitchin'