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A very funny and handsome boy who makes cracking jokes on the internet and is mates with Kate Beckinsale (from the movies)
Mate 1: Have you seen Duncan's new post?
Mate 2: The one about the punk rock banana covering himself in honey and rolling around in gorilla fur, only to be eaten by a gorilla with cannibalistic urges who thought he was a little tiny gorilla?
Mate 1: no that was someone else I think
Mate 2: oh
A weeb that denies his existence, while simultaneously simping for Japanese women.
"Dan, don't be a Duncan. You promised to play D&D with us."
"Bro, anime isn't that cool. Don't be a Duncan."
"Fuck that guy. He's a total Duncan."
"I'm sure that Duncan likes his sangria with White Claw."
A Duncan is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet in your ENTIRE life time. He is tall, sweet, knows how to make you smile, and INCREDIBLY HOT!!! If you have a Duncan in your life, hold on and never let go.
Did you see that guy over there? He's totally a Duncan
Duncan’s can be the most lovely people in the world. They are capable showing different sides of themselves depending on who the audience is. If you fall in love with a Duncan be careful because it’s near impossible to escape him. Duncan’s are capable of using their people with large power and doing it cunningly. Beware his charm will trap you.
Oh dear, lily has fallen victim to a Duncan.
A Duncan is one who enjoys sexual doing things doggy style… but using a real dog. Always ready with a tub of peanut butter for encouragement he really knows how to have a good time.
Duncans may be quiet but really come out of their shell when they team up with a Graeme
Whenever Duncan in around I get a peanut butter nutter
my duncan is gorgeous, fun, smart, intelligent and perfect in my eyes. ive always liked him, though he does not feel the same. everytime i see into those beautiful eyes, i cant help but melt inside. even if he hates me, i dont think ill ever get over him. id walk down to hell if i could hold his hand on the way. id give my past, present and future for this dude. hes the light of my life but all i am to him is just a random classmate.
id give up forever for you, duncan.