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EA is a video game company with 3 missions
1: Release the same game year after year
2: Release shitty games with tons of microtransactions
3: Buy out every company they can, have them make a few games, then shut them down
Person 1: "Hey I just got this cool new game from ea!"
Person 2: "How is it?"
Person 1: "Well, it's not that good, but I'm sure all these dlc's, loot boxes and expansion packs will make it better"
Person 2: "And how much will that cost?"
Person 1: "$800, and that's only for the dlc."
Honestly the most shit person you could find, and is about as ugly as 🤮 never date an ea they’ll break your heart
His names Ea? What a fuckboy I bet he gets no bitches
EA stands for:
1) EthylAmphetamine.
2) Evil Assholes. The gaming company that fucks over gamers.
1) Steve: I used 15mg of EA (EthylAmphetamine).
2) To download 99% of EA gaming content, pay $999.99
EA is a territory that consist of multiple hoods but the main ones is the Village and Oakland if you don't got motion you not welcomed
EA is a name for a girl who has bad anxiety, but is really sweet. She is lesbian so she doesn't like guys and only likes a trans dude named Rye. She is really good at cross country but hates track because she is crazy. she plays the em o-sax but thinks it is called the bass clarinet. She kinda thinks she crazy and hyper but is actually just giving off midget energy. she looks like a tall person but is somehow short. she loves Donald trump. Oh, I forgot... she... has... a... penis...!
Bro, why is that girl aggressively reading a book at us???"
"Because hers names ea and she thinks your gay"