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A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.
I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.
Hey bobby do u want to smoke.i have the shit that killed elvis
the guy who called his friend a pedophile with ImAllexx and Bionic Pig
"hey, who's the guy who called Zaptie a pedo?"
"Elvis the Alien?"
The most handsome man in the world, the best selling artist and just a great person. I love Elvis Presley so much he is the love of my life and he will always be remembered.
Person 1- “hey have you heard Elvis Presley song Heartbreak Hotel?”
Person 2- “of course I love that song!”
The hottest man to ever live. The daddiest of daddies. His voice can make any person melt and one look can make a girl faint. He’s got one of the largest and (horniest)fan base you’ll ever meet.
Sophie “I want Elvis Presley soooo bad. He could slap him and I’d say thank you”
Mary “any era I’d take him. He is so fine. I want him to talk dirty to me”
Sophie “I want him to do more than that to me”
nearly dying after shiting yourself
yo my grandma was pulling an Elvis on my family last night
He is in HKU ECON1280, MATH1009 and ACCT1101
Watch out for him
Fuck, Elvis Square is asking stupid questions again