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When you really want to do something but your nervous. Term can be used both literally or metaphorically
They all had nervous erections for the mountain pass. They had wanted to do the hike for a while but it was going to be difficult and dangerous in parts.
Rob had a nervous erection. She was the perfect combination of hot and willing but he was worried about not performing and cumping again.
When you're totally sleepy but you've got a wild boner.
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).
- Man, we take a few pics of you last night, you had a zombie erection, lol!
OR
- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection
When you wake up to vote for the general election on the 12th December, and you have an erection.
"I was gonna go to the polling station, but I woke up with a general erection."
when a man is so vain or obsessed with himself that he sees himself nude in the mirror and the reflected image appears with a visible erection
Dude, bro, I'm looking so good in the mirror I've got a reflection erection.
When you write the middle part of the E longer then the other two parts.
Ee•rek•tee
That looks like an erecte E
When u die and get hard after u die so u got like a zombie peen.
Yo dude I heard if you die sometimes your peen gets hard.
No way dude
Yes way dude
Dude
Dude
Dahhh that’s hot!
A zombie peen aka res-erection
One Erection is the band where the members have erections, or boners, all the time.
I'm gonna take picture of Liam Payne's boner and post it on my social media. I can't believe One Erection broke up. I wonder when they'll get back together and if they have been having erections since their breakup.