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Faux-bration

When you have your mobile phone on silent (vibration only) and it feels like it's vibrating. But when you check your phone, there are no message or missed call notifications.

Your mate keeps digging his phone out of his pocket every five minutes complaining that it keeps vibrating. To which you can only reply sounds like faux-bration to me.

by dastardlydal May 24, 2010

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Faux docking

Verb. It's when two chicks with abnormally long clitorises insert them into each other's clits until they blow their full load into each other's uteri.

Damn them bitches be faux docking! Noice. docking

by Jcena! June 2, 2016


Pokemon Faux

Someone with their phone out, but isn't playing Pokemon Go.

"Hey! Are you playing Pokemon Go?!"
"No man, Pokemon Faux. I'm just swiping on Tinder."

by itstrew July 14, 2016


faux friendzone

Temporary friendzone

You're in the faux friendzone so you still have a chance.

by MLPinkie Pie June 7, 2016


faux-twenty

any time that a 'stoner' feels necessary to smoke pot

stoner 1: "What time is it brah?"
stoner 2: "uhhh... faux-twenty dude. right?"
stoner 1: "pass the bong maaaaaannn!"

by silent.orgasm April 20, 2009


Faux Lesbo

A straight woman who hangs around with lesbians and pretends to be gay when men approach.

"Oh she really likes men, shes a faux lesbo.

by Poloman1 October 17, 2010


faux hawlet

A combination of a faux hawk and a faux mullet.

That kid is rocking a pretty sweet faux hawlet.
I see faux hawlets are becoming a popular hairstyle.

by silentexuberance April 21, 2012