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Pronounced “Foh-Hoe.” A person who pretends to be a sleazy hoe, but ACTUALLY has no sex life whatsoever. Could also be spelled “foho” for short.
She acts like she has such a sex life! She is DEFINITELY still a virgin. She is such a faux hoe!
A person who acts gay but really isn't.
jon- bob is super gay.
jack- no he's not. he's a faux-mosexual!
1) a toast meaning to lose all our inhibitions on the journey to a state of inebriation
2) A drunk who has lost all inhibitions
1). Man buys his friends a round at the bar and toasts them: "Pinot-faux"
2) "Can you believe this fucking Pinot-faux just felt my wife's breast"?
Someone with their phone out, but isn't playing Pokemon Go.
"Hey! Are you playing Pokemon Go?!"
"No man, Pokemon Faux. I'm just swiping on Tinder."
She was acting like we were long lost friends but it was just a Faux Tude.
Something advertised as "free," bearing no apparent terms and conditions, that later results in an ultimate cost/contract.
She signed up for free third-party text alerts about grocery coupons and later learned that you only get them "faux-free," as she was charged by her mobile phone company a monthly fee fo the coupon alerts.
When you have your mobile phone on silent (vibration only) and it feels like it's vibrating. But when you check your phone, there are no message or missed call notifications.
Your mate keeps digging his phone out of his pocket every five minutes complaining that it keeps vibrating. To which you can only reply sounds like faux-bration to me.
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