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When you have to shit so bad that a turd the size of a fifty cent cigar starts to come out of your ass. Similar to shart
As Dave walked home, the cheap beer kicked in. He was forced to hobble home with a fifty cent cigar hanging out of his ass.
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Pizza "slice" in NY costs around 1.50
They sliced him open...they gave him a buck fifty
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A middle-aged individual's self-description when feeling old beyond their years
Fifty may seem young to you, now that you've turned forty-five, but I'm telling you, with my bad teeth, and back, and all the pain in my joints, my fifty is the new eighty.
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When something has increased or multiplied by 50,000 (or some other big number) or is 50,000 (or some other big number) more than something else in comparison, it is fifty-thou-tupled.
Hm.... now that I know you've fifty-thou-tupled my profile views, that's impressive. I don't even think fifty-thou-tupled is a word.
I couldn't afford that house even if my salary fifty-thou-tupled.
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Basically a time of death. One minute before midnight, one minute after 11:58. Only real nerds will get this reference.
Well, not until 2025. Because I'm from the future.
Eleven fifty nine - The exact time someone dies.
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A girl who from a distance of fifty yards away appears to be hot, but as you continue to approach you realize that many features that you could not previously see cause her to be in fact unattractive.
Alex to Jeff as they walk to class: Dude check out that blonde girl up ahead, I'm gonna get her number.
After they walk past without stopping to talk: Ok nevermind she was just a fifty yard fake out.