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A half giraffe, half pony who is also japanese.
HOLY SHIT HIS DICK IS HUNG LIKE A GIRAPONESE PONY!
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Similar to the donkey punch, but without penetration of any kind (but still with the punch).
Dude did you see Malcolm Reynolds dryhump that chick?
Yeah! He totally pony punched her!
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A bondage chick who likes to wear pony gear like blinders, a bit, and a fake horse tail.
That chick likes it rough, she likes bein' my pony girl.
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Non-gender specific whore; reciepient of violent thrusting during anal sex.
I mounted Javier and rode him like a bitch pony all night.
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Noun: the term used to describe an easily transportable laptop with decent gaming capabilities bought by desktop owners for the sole purpose of being carted to LAN parties.
"Hey I just bought a new ASUS G55VW! Look who has a LAN Pony now!"
"Yeah lot's of people are gonna show up with their LAN Ponies instead of their desktops."
I've just lost my job, I'm going to get even by leaving a steamy pony on the office floor
An individual who is of the shady kind. This type of person never calls you back and usually takes 24-48 hours to respond to a text message. On occasion, when you do converse with a Shade Pony, any question will be met with an off topic question to avoid giving any or too much information about themselves so they can remain a full blown Shade Pony.
Dude, did Jessie call you back?
Nah, that girl a Shade Pony fa sho.
Real talk.