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The ABSOLUTE best and FUNNIEST show in the entire world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Anyone who thinks otherwise is a FUCKING DUMBASS -should go to Hell- Son-Of-A-Bitch**
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Waaaay better than Malcom in the fucking Middle (which is a horrible show). Friends is even better than Gilmore Girls, That 70's Show, The Colbert Report, Sex and the City and Seinfeld which are also very sweeeet shows!
**Again, anyone who dissagrees is obviously deaf, dumb and or blind and also fucking morons**
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okay,so friend means forever doesn't it ? no matter how many fall outs you have youll always be tight as arse cheeks, but what if you fall out and one thing leads to another then ones in flood buckets and stuff ?
your friend tells you they try their hardest,but it shouldnt be hard to be a friend,it should be the easiest thing in the world,your friend,the person you share most intrest with.its over, do you say sorry first etc;; but then you get threatend by someone close to them. you dont back down,you dont give into this raging electric friend.
does it make things worse or not?
i dont want to say sorry first but i regret sayin all the shit i said,so im sorry.
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People who know and are jackasses to you. They hate you so much that they want to come slay you in your sleep.
Alex is such a good friend.
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A friend is what you become when you split yourself in two in response to the famous words “But we can still be friends.” One part of you remains the lover, the secret part with the broken heart. The other part becomes the friend, the visible part, which will accept any conditions in the (probably vain) hope that the departing soulmate might change their mind.
“I do not love you any more, but we can still be friends.”
“I’ll take what I can get, Friend.”
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A word that people who are so cowardly they can't even say "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" use to describe someone's boyfriend or girlfriend.
Dan's mom told him that her friend was coming over. He thought "okay, this must be one of the ladies from her book club or whatever, coming over for coffee" and went to play Xbox. Half an hour later, he heard funny moaning noises coming from his mom's bedroom. Turns out his mom's "friend" is really his stepdad-to-be.
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