Gum Nazi

That one teacher that doesn't let you chew gum in class... and gives detentions for it...

Eric: *Chews gum slowly while taking French quiz*

Mrs. Harnish: "ARE YOU CHEWING GUM?!?! NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!! OFF TO SUPERVISION WITH YOU!!!"

Jim: *whispering* "Wow, what a Gum Nazi!"

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Gum pimp

When a guy(or girl) give gum to the many gum hoes of a school

" Yo can I get some gum"
" Man what do I look like? A gum pimp

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crazy gum

gum laced with some sort of hallucinogen, usually taken in boring atmospheres. like school. or weddings.

Yo, what is wrong with Colton? He doesnt even know where he is!

Of course not man, he just took 4 hits of crazy gum. HES FREAKING OUT!

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scamming gum

Gum used to freshen breath right before a heavy makeout session. See scam. Usually done by high school kids.

Guy1: Yo, I'm going to ditch class to go to a scamming party at Lisas house.
Guy2: Be careful homie, you just ate a bag of Funyuns.
Guy1: It's all good, I brought my scamming gum.

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all gums

When someone smiles widely and their gums are the majority of the smile.

Roy: Did you see Ebony cheesin when she found out she got employee of the month!?
Shonda: Yeah! She was all gums!

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ABCDE Gum

Gum that's been Already Been Chewed, Digested and Expelled.

Dude 1: Hey Look what I found on the ground!

Dude 2: Yum. . ABCDE Gum

Dude 1: What?

Dude 2: Already Been Chewed, Digested and Expelled.

Dude 1: *Throws up *

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stick of gum

its just that...its a stick of gum

"Hey friend, do you have stick of gum? I find myself yearning to chew."

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