Halloween Ends

Halloween Ends AKA the Corey Cunningham movie.

Person 1: Damn, they really needed Michael
Person 2: Ong bro its the Corey Cunningham movie featuring Michael Myers… sometimes

Person 1: now it IS halloween ends :(

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halloween peen

When you slip your 1-inch wonder inside of a pumpkin hot pocket and then get your girl to clean it up.

I gave her a halloween peen last night...

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Halloween 2018

The day of october in the year 2018, where every kid in 43 of the 50 states dresses up in their favorite Fortnite skins to go trick or treating in while the parents cringe in despair as if they made the greatest mistake.

family conversation for halloween 2018
Kid 1: Can i do Fortnite for halloween?
Parents: NO.

Kid: PLEEEEAAASSSEEE?

Parents: ugh, fine. but no.

Kid: why?
Parents: because we are doing halloween in themes this year.

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Mexican Halloween

Noun.

A shared, festive sexual experience where both sexes eat signature mexican delicacies off each others entrepiernas (crotches) while simultaneously listening to "Spanish Flea", "Monster Mash", "Jarabe Tapatío" y "Thriller"

Pedro: Hola José nunca te lo creerás
(You'll never believe this)

José: ¿Que?
(What?)

Pedro: La esposa y yo tuvimos relaciones sexuales anoche
(The wife and I had sex last night)

José: ¿Cómo es eso tan difícil de creer?
(How's that so hard to believe)

Pedro: Hicimos el Halloween mexicano
(We did the Mexican Halloween)

José: ¡Ai! *Se desmaya*
(He faints)

Pedro: Sí, mi esposa tuvo la misma reacción. Incluso me llamó Speedy Gonzáles.
(Yeah, that was my wife's reaction. She even called me Speedy Gonzales.)

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mexican halloween

mexican halloween is when a dude gets a blowjob from a chick with a mouth full of hot tamales candy , and then ejaculates on her face while yelling trick or treat

dude was dissapointed that his girlfriend didn't have any hot tamales so he only got a regular blow job instead of celebratina mexican halloween

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halloween kitkat

2 fingers in stead of the full four( you know...with a broad)

i was in bed with your mom and i gave her the halloween kitkat.

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halloween apple

one who is not good enough to deserve candy while trick or treating

paige is a halloween apple

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