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When two Puerto Rican men double team a girl via oral and vaginal penetration at the same time and swing her side to side while doing so
Man:”You heard Jose and Carlos did a Puerto Rican hammock on that girl from 42nd?”
When you try to fart but instead you shit your pants
Jim had a pudding hammock during gym
When you need to poo and dont want people to hear so you place some toilet paper in the loo to dampen the drop.
I dont want my boyfriend to hear me pooing. Why dont you create a poo hammock to catch it.
Basically it's scissoring with two males who have a biforked penis
CRYSTAL SHOWED US A PICTURE OF TWO FORKED PENISES THAT WERE INTERLACED CAT HAMMOCK STYL
Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.
Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!
Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat
I'm just chilling in my mechanic hammock
To be spun around in a front or backflip like motion and slammed to the ground. Similar to the “clothesline” but requires the victim be slammed down.
“Did you see that dude running along and Chuck just stuck out an arm and slammed him down?”
“Yeah man, homie got hammocked!”