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Girl: ahdaifawnfngoangagnl
Guy: I just Helen Kellered you!
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when a man receives a blow job from a woman , and before he cums he slaps both of the woman's ears and then precedes to cum in her mouth, so that she may not hear or talk.
she got helen keller'ed so hard she will never hear or talk again
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A dumb ass bitch but still smarter then George Hairy Bush... she even looks beta then him or the same... its prob eitha she looks like a man and bush is a pussy
She is the prime minista of nz but still smarta then the president of the most powerful country in the world..... which is scary but of course russia
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A sexual act in which a male uses the hand of an unconscious (ie. deaf and blind) female to manually give himself a hand job.
I was feeling horny last night but my girlfriend was too drunk to stay awake and have sex so I just helped myself to a Helen Keller.
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when ur getting head from a girl and u bust ur load in her eyes and ears so she cant see or hear and then you can take advantage of her the rest of the night
she was suckin the python and i jizzed in her eyes and ears and fucked her 6 times in the next half hour. Yea i Helen Kellered that bitch.
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It's a shot where a bartender faces the liquor bottles and closes their eyes. They grab two random bottles and poor them into a shot.
I'm so drunk right now, I don't care what I have. Oh bar keep, get me a Helen Keller.
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When you blow a load in a chick's eye and make her go blind temporarily.
Guy: Oh shit! I just gave you a Helen Keller!
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