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June 16th, where people celebrate Saint Jeremiah, who shot 16 people. People found his body filled with bullets.
i am sir moses elisha stone amgott flemenverfer the III
An extremely fucking annoying person who moans in their sleep. Extremely lonely
spunk III fell asleep again during class, and was moaning
God 😠
Moses "Um... I... He said..."
God "No, I know what he said! You forgot the COWS! THE COWS, MOSES! I KNEW you'd forget the cows! Me-Damnit!"
Moses "I'm sorry I..."
God "Yeah, I'm doing the thing. Frogs, blood, all of it. The cows were the most important part, Moses!"
Moses "More important than the slaves?"
God "YES! I need those cows Moses!"
Moses "What? Why? You're Elohim! You don't need cows! You made the cows!"
God "No, I- Those are the good cows, Moses. I want THOSE cows though. He needs to give them to me."
Moses 😨 "Are you..."
God "Yeah I'm doing the thing. Go! Go back! Get me those cows! The kids should be dead by now so... Go! Cows! DON'T FORGET!"
Moses 😨 *Walks off*
Exodus III
The secret identity of Radioactive Man from the Simpsons
Do you know about Radioactive Man's secret identity? His real name is actually Claude Kane III!
A twat who thinks he's funny. Swings both ways and takes it up the rear end.
I hate Frederick Henry Royce III, he's such a cunt.
A man who is packing and super fucking funny
Oscar Benjamin Saguilan Jr III is a funny guy.