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What to say when you complete the 100% all crime speedrun
Guy 1: I'm only human don't put yo blame on me
Guy 2: Bro you touched kids and tortured random hookers
A pithy expression of those of below-average intelligence for whom composing an original thought is one step too far.
Dan: what are you seeking on this dating site?
Lisa: good vibes only
Dan: how do you define good vibes
Lisa: good vibes only
Dan: what's your best virtue and worst vice?
Lisa: good vibes only
Dan: thanks for your time, I'll pass
Lisa: good vibes only
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When a person gets a Submarine sandwich, you and a friend ejaculate on the sandwich. After that, one of the participants shoves the sandwich up the others ass while the other person eats it out of their asshole
"Oh yeah I gave my girlfriend and "only in ohio" the other week."
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An excuse to keep the conversation going
Girl: um are you bored
Guy: only on Saturday’s
Girl : lol
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Useful for when you’re in a difficult predicament.
Judge: why on earth would you commit genocide?
Defendant: But Your Honour, I’m only a baby!
what to say to someone when they wish to delete their existence
“i want to die”
“no die only smie”
“what”
“no death, only smiles :)”
“how did you even say that out loud”
A day which you can only use gifs to communicate, happens everyone March 03
Michael: it's Only gifs day!
John: "Rick astley you know the rules and so do I gif"
Micheal: "agreeing gif"