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The fandom for the game Bendy and the ink machine .basically fnaf fandom but went worse faster. There is only children and youtubers who want the sweet sweet 12 year old ad revenue.
Guy : "hey man have you seen the Bendy and the ink machine fandom"
Guy 2 : "yeah all i see is cringy art,fanfiction,childern and youtubers"
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1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.
2. Embezzling from one's employer.
"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."
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I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.
He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.
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A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.
Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.
Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".
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(phrase apocryphally attributed to Gandhi) , meaning 'you can't go back in time and correct the mistakes you have made; if you have made a mistake in the past you have no choice but live with the consequences and move forward.
son: I didn't get the grades in math, chemistry and physics that i wanted. Now the MIT won't accept me. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. there is nothing you can do. All you can do however, is learn by heart, and apply to your future, Gandhi's famous phrase 'you write you write your life in indelible ink'. What you can do is go study history or some other social science discipline at Columbia University
its just a HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A
wow, look at my brand new HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A
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Poop that spreads out like ink when it hits the water.
Mom, I have ink poop!