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1) A person who is amazing. He’s fucking awesome in every God damn way. If you met Jacob and didn’t become friends with him, your loss. He’s also really cute. There’s not a single moment in his life that he is ugly. He has no bad angles. He’s really funny and was practically sculpted by the God himself. He’s chill, cool, and lit asf. He seems innocent and naive but that’s bc he’s got anxiety when it comes to talking to new people. Most people think that he thinks he’s too good for them. Sometimes that’s true bc Jacob is a cocky, self-centered, perfectionist mother fucker. He has high confidence. So high you feel inferior. But you’re not. Jacob knows you’re not. He’s really kind and accepts people for who they are. However he is very straight up. If he’s thinking it, he’ll say it. Be careful if you piss him off. He’s good at hiding his feelings so you never know what the fuck he’s thinking. If he’s mad at you, you’ll never know, but he will make it so fucking obvious. Also Jacob is very clueless. You might think he’s single bc he’s too good. But he’s single bc he
A) does not know how to have a girlfriend
B) does not realize when a girl likes him
C) friendszones himself.
2) Another word for perfect.
See Flawless, Too Good, Perfect
Girl 1: Omg that boy in the hallway is gorgeous. Who is he????
Guy 1: That’s Jacob *rolls eyes*
Jacob: Hi
Girl:*faints*
Jacobs Girlfriend: *Does not exist bc Jacob can not be held back*
Employer: EVERYONE BACK TO WORK
Jacob: Okay
Employer: Ex- Except you Jacob. D-D-Do what you want.
5👍 9👎
jacob is the ugliest retard you will ever meet hes the biggest pussie and doesn't know what 1+1 equals. he is a complete dumb ass and loves raping hoes in the ass
5👍 9👎
seems nice on the outside but then you get to know him.
ignores you.
not a gentlemen.
not romantic or good looking in any way.
horrible and mean.
hes nice to strangers.
helpful. and okay looking.
short may be tall on rare ocassions.
may have six pack if he is jacob black.
Sally: why wont you answer your text
Jacob: sorry i was busy.....
ex 2
person: i need help carrying stuff
jacob: ill help
36👍 101👎
A guy who is shy at first, but once you get to know him, is a friendly, funny, generous, and likes big dicks
4👍 8👎
Fekin nonce. Has tiny Weiner and is lonley. Who is a fo real child molester on the run
5👍 7👎
long haired,skater dude who likez 2 play the guitar,smarty pantz kinda guy,laughz often,lovez scary moviez,doesnt get bored easily,wearz skinny jeanz bt not gay haha:),n likez to listen to tdwp <3 =D
jacob :)
33👍 91👎
A male who rapes his dog and also has no chance with women because he dumped his girlfriend because she wouldnt give him a blowjob, Also has no skill in the xbox 360 gaming realm but boasts about his great skill , Cheats off monty in maths tests and is an all round fuck head .
Practaly a tank kid
Jack : jacob is totally a tank kid
Collin : I know he is also a big douchebag
42👍 121👎