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jelly belly

Large and somewhat protruding stomach found on a man similar to a pregnant woman in her second trimester due to late nights binges at Nan Ling, Wendy's, and other fast food establishments combined with sheer laziness and an unused gym membership.

When is the last time you went to the gym? That jelly belly is getting pretty big.

by The Widge May 29, 2008

75๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Are you jelly?

A patronising way of saying 'are you jealous?'

Guy 1: I totally had the sex last night.

Guy 2: I don't care..

Guy1: Aw, are you jelly?

by I AM NOT LEWIN THOMAS October 16, 2010

303๐Ÿ‘ 129๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lemon Jelly

The greatest 'chillout' band in the business. Fantastic to sleep and relax to. Their best song being 'Spacewalk' give it a try!

Ahh this music is so relaxing and peacful.. I think I'm gunna fall as..... zzzzz

by Hendles January 1, 2004

23๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jelly Bracelets

Some people say these bracelets mean everything people say they mean and other people say they're mearly fashionable. Me, on the other hand, i think both ways. I started wearing them as a fashion but my boyfriend (and only my boyfriend) started breaking them off. I still wear them as a fashion. I'm not looking for anyone to break off afew black ones so we can fuck it up all night long or anything. I just sometimes do the hugs or kisses with my boyfriend. But what I'm saying is, it's all a matter of opinion. Those who want to wear those bracelets just to have a one-nighter with some hot dude can do that. And anyone who wears them as fashion can do that to. They only mean what you make them mean!

heres what some mean where i come from-
red: lapdace
blue: oral sex
purple: kissing(extreme breaking means anal)
yellow sparkle: hug & kiss
gold sparkle: makeout
black: all the way home
clear: whatever breaker wants
yellow: hug
orange: kissing
white: flashing chest

by allison hunt November 30, 2003

118๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


jelly bracelets

At my high school we really don't do that crap but me and my friends joke around about it

Black- sexual intercourse
Blue- blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
Green- cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
Clear- whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
Orange- kiss
Yellow- hug
Red: lap dance
Purple- anal sex
Silver- fisting
White- flash your tits
Pink- flashing
Gold glitter- make out
Brown- toss my salad, i.e., analingus
Glow in the dark- using sex toys
glittery yellow-hugging & kissing
glittery green-69
glittery purple-French
glittery orange-kiss
Indigo- Hand-job with blowjob
Clear Gold with glitter-fingering
Clear blue-All of everything
Clear Pink-Its the girls choice.
Clear Green- All Anal
Glow in the dark pink- female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue- boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green-Sex with porn.
light blue-masturbate
gold-suck on any part of body
gray(silver)- flash

by ur moma June 3, 2004

548๐Ÿ‘ 246๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jelly Bracelets

Some middle school crap trend that kids made up so they could get laid.

Stupid middleschool girl: 0mgawdz he snapped my black jelly bracelet!!!11 I guess we haveta go fuck now. =(

by easilyamused October 5, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


jelly bracelets

Hey. I think that jelly bracelets are awesome. I hate to think that out society has came down to this. I mean come on. Little 6 and 7 year old girls wear them to play dress up not to have sex. So people think that older kids who wear them, have sex and play the game. So what do u think about little kids wearing them? ITs all a bunch of bullshit. Everyone needs to shut the hell up about it and get over it. People can bitch and bitch about them and kids are still gonna wear them like me. i wear so many its unreal but i dont play the game. All it is, is people expressing themselves. Aint it better than the youth gettin tatooes? Think bout it.

La la la. im gonna hve sex 2night bcuz some1 broke mah bracelet. GET REAL!!!!

by sara January 12, 2004

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