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An offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.
"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!
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Elderly meat curtains . (See meat curtains.) Aged Vulva, old outer labia , senior citizen pussy lips with no odor and zero moisture. The end is near.
Jerky curtains for you! The end is near. End of the road.
A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit
Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?
I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!
Lerky jerky is when a dick is floppy or not hard, unattractive right?
Girl1: he had a lerky jerky last night, it was not attractive at all.
Girl2: ewwwey
When libertarian bitcoin nerds get together and jabber about their utopian future nonsense.
“I was driving with Rollo, and there was this serious tongue jerky about hyperbitcoinization happening”
A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.
Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.