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Jesse

A huge douchebag who is so desperate to get some action he'll hook up with just about any girl. Uses compliments in an attempt to get you out of your panties, then never texts you again when he fails miserably. Goes around asking his female friends if they "know any sluts" for him to get with. He creeps on younger girls and has NO game. He doesn't know how to treat a woman properly. Tries to take advantage of drunk girls, then days later he admits to their face he thought he could get away with stuff because they were under the influence. Oh, and he has a hairy back.

Natalie: That guy I went out with last Friday was such a jerk, he still hasn't called me back.
Stephanie: Wow, he's such a Jesse!

by laquisha19 April 27, 2011

30πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Jess

An ungrateful bitch that lies about everything if u love her stop even if she says she does she's lying she lies and lies and doesn't stop she is a dickhea that can't stop herself from lying if u love her stop seriously just fucking stop she hates u

Wow Jess dumped me and then told me everything was a lie she's such an ungrateful bitch

by U gotta believe me August 31, 2015

33πŸ‘ 86πŸ‘Ž


jesse

a fagbag and a half!

jesse sucks dick

by flyer then the rest of em August 25, 2008

62πŸ‘ 178πŸ‘Ž


Jess

A true cheerleader in the group that cheers up every situation and everyone! She’s always too nice to turn down a favour and often put others in front of her that sometimes she forgets about her own happiness. She's always there to stand up of for her friends, even if it means to offend someone else. Can be a total savage tho!

Siddhi: *wearing her new wireless earphones*
Jess: WOAHHH SIDDHI YOURE SOOO COOOL. TOO COOL TOO COOL!

by Kiwiziwi February 29, 2020

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Jesse

Popular girl's name, but also occasionally used to indicate a pink-cheeked little white boy who thinks he's got pumps.

Jeff: DUDE I just saw a nymph. She was gorgeous with long blonde hair!
TJ: Was she apple-cheeked and doing aerobic exercises?
Jeff: Yeah! You saw her too??
TJ: Lol you saw a Jesse

Trish: OMG did you hear about how Justin Bieber made it to the list of the world's most beautiful women??
Alec: Yeah but did you see how Jesse Bieber made it to first?

by swankmasta.6000 June 28, 2013

8πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


jess

Sexy girl with big ass and tits who loves anal and having her cunt licked. Is very popular and will flash if asked to. Loves to parade around nude and show off her body. Enjoys large cocks and orgies. at the end of a party she always has her clothes torn to pieces and is covered in cum.

Girl1: "Omg did you see Jess last night?"
Guy1: "See her? I fucked her!"

by Zerosic88 November 18, 2016

13πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Jesse

A big boi that needs a fedora.

You are just like a Jesse.

by Jeremiah Wilson June 7, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž