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A game created by Jonny and named after himself. It’s a simple card game that’s absolute dogwater.
Jonny: Dude do you wanna play Drive Drunk Jonny??
Logan: No that game is dogwater!!
A poor excuse of a man, who sits alone for 23 hrs a day and for the last hour jerks off in a mirror to his own pimple covered ass to avoid being lonley the entire day.
Better get you a gf betore you turn into a jonny 2 bags
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porter potty...something u need to get to fast
u better jonny on the spot that shit fast
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Absolute legend, core member of the never ending sesh crew, never eats, sleeps, hydrates, or stops the sesh. A total enthusiast who increases everyones enjoyment at any given party, at any given moment. In other words, an absolute G.
You can spot him on the dance floor a mile off by looking for the vibes and hot feral chicks, wether music is playing or not he is the sesh. No party ,festival, or night is complete without jsd. Dripping in sweat ,gurning his tits off, and truly one of a kind. He ❤️'s the sesh.
“Hey guys, let's get Jonny-Sleep-Depp on the firm and keep this motherfucker running 24-7.“
“Want to learn off a proper sesh lord? Speak to Jonny-Sleep-Depp then and prepare to get totally schooled.“
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Jonny TDoggo Shelby is the best doggo you will ever see!! He is the cutest and cleverest doggo in the world. He gets his name Jonny as it was given to him from dogs trust and his adoptive family could come up with anything better. T Doggo comes as a derivative from the doggo; he is called this as no other dog can ever come close to being as good a him hence why he is called The Doggo. Finally he gets his name Shelby after the family in the tv programme Peaky Blinders. He is called after the family as he shares many similarities to the family such as a was a gypsy dog before being adopted and he came from Ireland and moved to Edinburgh. After years of abuse and mistreatments he was left with many emotional issues especially around other dogs. But all is not lost as his family are taking great care of him and are nurturing him perfectly. He is one of the cuddliest boys you’ll ever have the pleasure of meeting and is beautiful. Also go follow him on Instagram at Jonny T Doggo.
Jonny T Doggo Shelby I love and you are soooo beautiful!
Usually a teenage owner of a 50/125cc motorcycle/scooter, who affiliates with 'townies'.Rides around and around town centres late at nite with baffles removed from exhaust system,trying to squeeze that extra mph out of their rusting heaps of crap.
track suit bottomed,crash helmet carrying chavs found in areas immediately around Mcdonalds
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