When you're homeless but still love condiments. The mixture of semen and blood to resemble ketchup.
This lady at table 3 is annoying me about our ketchup not being good enough. Ill cook up some hobo's ketchup for her fries real quick! Is anyone on thier period?
Can I have some Black Ketchup?
Some what?
Black Ketchup...
Do you mean Barbecue Sauce?
Yeah, Black Ketchup
In Business or in real life .. when people can’t tackle the real issue they focus on the smallest non issue to take away their anxiety of not addressing the real issue
Moe just couldn’t come to terms with the man going to shut down his restaurant. Every day he is riding me on not throwing away but re using ketchup packets. WTF bro!!!
Ketchup Kermit is going to be the best qb of all time.
It is a ketchup smoothie
Simply a smoothie made from ketchup
A ketchup smoothie can be great for any occasion if your thirsty
A really good band that broke up in 2001 because of a loser drummer.
also dried blood, especially on a white shirt
Black ketchup is a totally awesome band... they should reunite.
or
The dead guy had black ketchup all over his collar
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When a ladies period blood leaks and bleeds up their maxi pad causing the menstrual jelly to ball up and adhere to their muff.
After Jordan passed out drunk last night with her maxi pad on, she awoke to patch of furry ketchup.
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