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A person who uses the hot water from a freshly boiled kettle leaving nothing behind for the person that actually boiled it.
Generally in an office or communal kitchen, where someone will go to make a tea or coffee, fill and turn on the kettle. During the 2-3minutes taken to boil the water, they may go to the toilet, answer the phone or otherwise get distracted. When they return to the kitchen the water ha been used and they have to refill and re-boil starting the time wasting cycle all over again.
Additional annoyance may occur when the first person has placed a Mug or Cafetiere on the side with ingredients inside ready for the water, but the second person has ignored this and continued without any regard for the first
Some Kettle Sniper stole my water when I was in the toilet.
I went to answer the phone and the Kettle Sniper struck.
I've tried twice to make Tea but I keep getting Kettle Sniped
A shitty ass place with druggies and stoners. Smells like desperate ass kids, and 12 year old girls trying to date their cousins and get in their pans.
"Yo lets stop in kettle point for some weed! i have enough for an oz.!"
"no what the fuck, my cousin lives there. shes in grade seven and always tries to get in my pants."
Dutch kettle. When you fart in bed and put the covers over your partners head and they just stay there. Almost a dutch oven but without the struggling to get out.
I tried to dutch oven my girlfriend but she stayed there. She likes the dutch kettle
Cockney rhyming slang for ‘fob’ as in watch fob. Sometimes used is rap or slang as ‘kettle’ meaning watch
‘Need to get me a new kettle and hob’
when one individual licks another individuals butthole after he takes a large dump and does not wipe.
PERSON A) dude.... last night was freaky
PERSON B) why bro?
PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle
PERSON B) did you let her?
PERSON A) DUH RETARD
A long spout, was used in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries to moisten the air for a sufferer of bronchitis, and was considered to make it easier to breathe for the patient.
A bronchitis kettle is better than the bronchial blocker.