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A worker in an Indian tech-support scam boiler room, or in social media follower farm.
You may have plenty of twitter followers but they're mostly fakes created by some keyboard wallah in Bangalore.
The alphabet on a keyboard such as qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxvbnm
Kyle:Hey bro what is the keyboard alphabet?
James:Kyle are you dumb it's qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
When the hands of said keyboard user become increasingly veiny after process of playing/typing.
1-Woah man you got keyboard hands
2-Ah happens all the time when im playing
1-kinda hot though
2-Bro
The electronic version (emailing, texting, etc.) of a penpal. ("cobber" is australian for "pal")
My keyboard cobber John is from India. I have many keyboard cobbers.
when your laptop broke down and u don't have enough money so u have to attach an old keyboard
you wanna use ma laptop then you'll need ma ghetto keyboard
An inability for a person to stop giving there opinion in an online comments section or thread. Characterised by an unwillingness to back down even in the face of an overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Often a display of attention seeking behaviour.
"I think we have a keyboard rambo on our hands, they don't seem to understand or give up."
When someone acts like an asshole (Simon Cowell) just because they're behind a computer screen and a fake name.
A guy who is short: "lololol your stupid as shit I'd beat you to death if i saw you in real life"
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.