common public knowledge

when something is available for everyone to see. When an item or another object isn't kept secret, but rather open to the public.

Nicole: Andy, you can't go around reading other people's text messages
Andy: Sorry. I-I-I th-thought it was common public knowledge!

or

Amy and Malory: Andy, stop creeping around our hallway
Andy: Well it's common public knowledge

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Useless Fucking Knowledge

Information that is absolutely fucking useless to anyone unless they want to pursue a career that is extremely fucking important to remember otherwise your career and life is over as we know it.

Useless Fucking Knowledge accounts for many people who are Google Fucktards who present their arguments constructed on useless fucking knowledge.

Some of the following fall under the category of Useless Fucking Knowledge:

-Knowing how to operate a graphing calculator since not many jobs require you to operate a graphing calculator but to solve problems involving math (i.e - how many barrels are there)

-Remembering the periodic table, unless you are going to be a chemist, then you have a legitimate excuse

-Knowing how to get out of a stray jacket if you are being towed by a boat (And if James Bond is driving that boat, you're fucked otherwise)

...and much, much more. You could probably think of things that fall under the Useless Fucking Knowledge chart

Teacher: Okay children this is how you use a graphing calculator.

Student: *stands up* "Does anyone else think this is Useless Fucking Knowledge or is it just me?"

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Inner Knowledge

some fucking spiritual hippie ass bullshit. Usually people who think their indie, or hippie use this phrase

"Use your inner knowledge"

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lolage to your knowledge

taking the piss out of someone being thick

Frank: hey Timmy what the answer to this question? 'andrea has got £2 how many 50p's is that?'
Timmy: mate that major lolage to your knowledge.

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For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

A euphemistic way of referring to taboo sex (outside of marriage, adultery, homosexuality, sodomy, etc.), this phrase is often used as a false etymology for the word "fuck"
Also, Van Halen's 1991 album

I remember coming home and getting slapped by my dad for unlawful carnal knowledge, apparently he found out my "roomate" and I were actually dating

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Drop some knowledge

For a lady to engage in an oral sexual act.

Hopefully Janine gonna drop some knowledge on me tonight at the movies.

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

A Word That Comes From Colonial Times
'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge'
In Other words it was abbreveated to "FUCK"

You Have Been Put To Death 'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge'

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