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A smart, down to earth girl, who would you would be lucky to have in your life. Gives amazing advice but never follows it herself. Not quick to trust others, and tends to keep to herself . She can be extremely self-conscious, but if someone gives her crap, she isn’t afraid to defend herself savagely
Beautiful, with a unique sense of style. Has all the looks of Aphrodite, the wisdom of Athena and the independence and leadership of Artemis
Her passion for knowledge and success far outweighs her need for close relationships, but she is smart enough to hold onto those she deems worthy of her affection
Loves travelling and adventure but loves reading and listening to music at home just as much
When she is upset she doesn’t want people to know because it makes her feel powerless and weak and she is an independent person.
She doesn’t need a man in her life but if she meets one worthy of her affection, she knows not to let him go
Any guy would be lucky to have a Lauren in their life
She will go far in life
(For Harry Potter fans) Lauren a true Slytherclaw
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Lauren is an extremely complicated girl. You may think she is into you, I can guarantee you are probably wrong. Many may believe this because her kind, playful personality is often misconstrued as flirting. Lauren is into older men and has already got her eye set on someone. She is also a fiery red-head who upsets easily, but forgives with a little persuading. If you are considering making a Lauren your friend, just make sure the fact that EVERYONE likes her won’t annoy you. She herself is a great friend, but the way she acts around men won’t make her appear so.
Guy: Oh my god I think that hot girl likes me!
Her friend: ha! She doesn’t, that’s just Lauren.
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First popularized by Betty Jean Perske, who used Lauren Bacall as her stage name.
Laurel - Crowned.
Generally smart, caring, loyal, intelligent, funny, and hardworking. A bit hardheaded at times.
Look at Lauren. She's just got everything going for her.
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The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. But be careful, because she will break your heart.
James: "Hey Mike?"
Mike: "Yeah."
James: "Didn't you ask Lauren out?"
Mike:"Yeah, but she took my heart and tore it in two."
Is obsessed with one direction. Especially Kneel. KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL. That's what she says every day. One direction fandom. Bestest friend you can have though.
Someone: hey remember Kneel?
Lauren: ITs NOt KneEl. Its NiAll
Lauren is a name for gorgeous women. She is known for her voluptuous figure, double D's up top and the most perfect, biggest butt . What really captures the souls of men are her eyes! Lauren's have big beautiful brown eyes. They are mesmerizing, once you lock eyes with her, you no longer belong to yourself. Her sex appeal is evident, even if she is in her pajamas. Even other women turn their heads to check her out. Her sense of style is always hot and many will try to copy. She is a natural care giver, her life's purpose is to care for others in need, especially animals! Her children and family come first though! She will wreck anybody who tries to come in between her those she loves. She may be sexy and feminine but she will fight like a natural born street fighter if mess with her. People meet her once and feel an instant connection.She is loyal, hurts deeply when someone betrays her. Her intuition is almost witch-like, Mostly with her significant other. She knows them like the back of her own hand and can read their energy so well, that her significant other will try to deny it out of fear. When she is in a relationship with her man, she will spoil them rotten, especially in the bed. Having a sensual relationship with Lauren knocks her lovers socks off! They're never the same after sleeping with a Lauren, everyone after her is simply just a disappointment. She is the life of the party in and out of the bed. If you have a Lauren in your life, consider yourself lucky!
Being with Lauren will have you screaming sky's the limit!
A gracious and pleasant young woman with refined tastes and a high degree of class. An accomplished individual who has knowledge that spans a significant number of subjects, the taste to choose her clothes and furnishings carefully, and who has a particular interest in and aptitude for writing and photography. Lauren is someone who enjoys board games with her friends and listening to hits from the 80s, and who doesn't get shitty when people make repeated unflattering reference to her ginger complexion. She is, in short, the kind of person many would be happy to know and call a friend or partner.
Or so you might think, meeting her for the first time. Use your Astounding Powers of Observation to see through her cunningly cultivated exterior, however, and the truth about Lauren turns out to be entirely different.
Lauren is in fact, despite her conservative garb and the innocent appearance she cultivates, an Evil and Depraved Person. She is also, almost certainly, a Witch. Beneath her pale, fragile exterior lurks a sinister soul that loves playing Bananagrams with her friends, harbours a twisted appreciation for Bob Ross, and possesses an unironic fondness for cats. She probably occupies her time casting spells on people and, if chucked in a lake, would probably float like a duck.
Hence Lauren is, all things told, in fact an Evil Nefarious Being. Everyone else has it wrong about her. Avoid Lauren if you're not someone who's providentially resistant to her charms and spells!
1.
A: Hey Charles, was really sorry to hear you've not been able to find any work and that your car and belongings have been repossessed- are you alright?
B: No need to pretend to care, Lauren. No one else does, and at any rate I don't care what others think. I know thee for what thou truly art, false-hearted enchantress!
A: ... Ok wait, wha-
B: WITCH!
2.
A: I get it; I have red hair. But-
B: WITCH!
3.
A: I don't quite see why you think I'm a witch though. Are you quite certain you've taken your medica-
B: Doesn't matter Lauren if I've taken my meds; not relevant. WITCH!
4.
A: Alright Charles, you win. I see there's no deceiving such a skilled observer of the carnival that is life as yourself. I admit it: I am a witch. Tell me, what gave me away?
B: Thou needn't be too hard on thyself, Lauren. People are always saying that I see things that no one else sees. The wart upon thy nose gave thee away
A: Oh. Huh. Indeed. Just one thing though- I, er, don't have a wart on my nose?
B: Look; whatever, Lauren. Inquisiting Discernerer that I am, some things I just know, ok? Good. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've a salamander I need to feed slices of broiled pineapple to, whilst dancing a jig by the fulgent light of the waning gibbous moon. Go thy ways, weird woman. Aroint thee!