lawn gnome

When you pass out in someone's lawn, you magically transform into one of these majestic mythical creatures.

Old lady Cooper found a lawn gnome in her yard this morning after the wedding reception.

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mowed the lawn

Slang for having had sex with anything or anyone previously.

Kristen is such a slut. I just met her last night and Mowed the lawn shortly thereafter.

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suburban lawn

A hateful representation of living in the corrupt fabricated world known as hedonistic capitalism.

I looked at that suburban lawn and wept at the injustice.

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Lawn Taint

the small strip of grass that you AND your neighbor mow, either to be neighborly or cuz neither of you know where the real property line is.

I always mow the Lawn Taint taint on either side of my property because I dont know where the real property line is.

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The Lawn Mower.

A sex position in which the man holds his partners legs in the air and fucks her in the ass while she walks on her hands.

Steve: I just gave Shannon the lawn mower.

Raymond: No way. Did she enjoy it?

Steve: Her asshole is fine but, her wrists are a bit sore.

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mowing the lawn

a slang term for having sex

she's mowing the lawn tonight!

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mow the lawn

When some asshole burns up all the green in the pipe with one hit. The opposite of cornering a bowl.

Example 1:

"Dude! Sorry! I didn't mean to mow the lawn but this wind is insane!"

Example 2:

"Hey, you wanna smoke with Franz?" - Dude
"Fuck Franz! He always mows the lawn." - Me

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