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Used incorrectly by idiots to mean 'I couldn't care less'.
This is turn means 'I care so little about this topic that my level of caring is at its utmost minimum'
When people say 'I could care less', what they are actually saying is:
'My level of caring is not yet at its minimum, and there is scope to care less about this topic.'
...Which is one of the most useless things you can tell someone.
A: "The paint is nearly dry! Oh wow what a momentous occasion!"
B: "I couldn't care less"
A: "This person is disinterested, therefore I shall refrain from further comment about such matters"
Incorrect version:
A: "The paint is nearly dry! Oh wow what a momentous occasion!"
B: "I could care less"
A: "Erm...ok...thanks for letting me know?" O_o
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1. It is possible for me to be less interested in the subject than I am at this moment.
2. It is not possible for me to be less interested in the subject than I am at this moment.
When unsure as to which definition should be applied, it can help to judge the person's intelligence - morons usually mean #2.
I could care less about something as unimportant as this.
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Song by Freezepop that first appeared in Guitar Hero II. It now appears in their album "Future Future Future Perfect".
The song contains 1437 notes on the expert difficulty of Guitar Hero II.
Less Talk More Rokk is made of win.
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to imply that it is possible to care less about something but you have not yet reached that deep level of "not giving a fucking crap" due to being forced to divert brain power to other things.
"I could care less what you think about me because I'm simply too busy to fucking deal with it right now."
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On September 5th, 2010 at his concert in Maryland, Justin Bieber got pranked by his crew. For his song "One Less Lonely Girl", he usually has a female fan from the crowd brought up on stage, and he sings to her and gives her flowers. Well, on September 5th, a old, fat man wearing a crown was brought on stage. Justin was creeped out and wouldn't even give him the flowers, so he gave them to a girl in the audience. He jokingly knocked the crown off the man's head also, when he finally realized the crew had pranked him. At the end of the song, the man picked Justin up. So what usually is known as the One Less Lonely Girl, turned into the One Less Lonely Boy that night!
Justin Bieber: *backing away from creepy old man on stage* "there's gonna be one less lonely boy...?"
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An asshole, usually belonging to a girl who prefers normal sex over buttseks, hence "less travelled"
I personally enjoy buttseks.
Damn look at her road less travelled
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Intensely awesome Hamilton, New Zealand band consisting of 3 extremely talented and handsome young men. No proper recordings yet but will soon become famous, no doubt.
Guy 1: Heard of Infinity Less One?
Guy 2: Yes.
Guy 1: High 5!
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