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Orphan livers

When someone is very drunk or high, or otherwise affected in a way that makes them excitable or inebriated

"where's John?"
"Oh he won't be here, he was on the orphan livers again last night"
"And he didn't share?"

by The lemoner April 14, 2025


liver dick

The penis of a failed musician that is covered in a half an inch of bees wax.

Girl 1: "did u hear anita got back together with glen?"
Girl 2: "no way she told me glen has a micro liver dick"

by GreenhouseAntiTheftLeague April 19, 2019


Fried Liver Attack

When you're having reverse cowgirl with someone and you try to spank them but miss and end up slapping their liver instead.

"Bro I ended up Fried Liver Attacking my boyfriend last night he threw up all over the sheets!"

by crabapplesouffle November 23, 2020


Fried Liver Attack

When you're having reverse-cowgirl sex with someone and you try to spank them, but miss, and wind up slapping their liver instead.

"Yooo I fucked up last night I accidentally gave Mike the Fried Liver Attack! He's gonna leave me for sure, he threw up everywhere!"

by crabapplesouffle November 23, 2020


Liver Function Test

A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.

Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!

by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022


pickeled liver

When one comsumes so much alcohol that their liver actually becomes pickeled. Most commonly occurs after a weekend of heavy partying.

Johnny : I drank a lot this weekend
Shana : Do you have a pickeled liver?
Johnny : Well yeah I guess I..uh.., I pickeled my liver

by S. Murphy February 03, 2006


O-liver

A Tasteless coward masquerading as a valiant hero.

O-liver, the cowardly dissenting ruin of man's ability to be swayed by poor choices leading to ruin.

by HOOQUIAM September 02, 2022