When someone is very drunk or high, or otherwise affected in a way that makes them excitable or inebriated
"where's John?"
"Oh he won't be here, he was on the orphan livers again last night"
"And he didn't share?"
The penis of a failed musician that is covered in a half an inch of bees wax.
Girl 1: "did u hear anita got back together with glen?"
Girl 2: "no way she told me glen has a micro liver dick"
When you're having reverse cowgirl with someone and you try to spank them but miss and end up slapping their liver instead.
"Bro I ended up Fried Liver Attacking my boyfriend last night he threw up all over the sheets!"
When you're having reverse-cowgirl sex with someone and you try to spank them, but miss, and wind up slapping their liver instead.
"Yooo I fucked up last night I accidentally gave Mike the Fried Liver Attack! He's gonna leave me for sure, he threw up everywhere!"
A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.
Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!
When one comsumes so much alcohol that their liver actually becomes pickeled. Most commonly occurs after a weekend of heavy partying.
Johnny : I drank a lot this weekend
Shana : Do you have a pickeled liver?
Johnny : Well yeah I guess I..uh.., I pickeled my liver
A Tasteless coward masquerading as a valiant hero.
O-liver, the cowardly dissenting ruin of man's ability to be swayed by poor choices leading to ruin.