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Wow. I've lived on Long Island my whole entire life, and I'll admit
-yeah there are those morons who think their 'ghetto' and 'gangsta' but not all of us are like that
-I'm a new yorker cause i live in new york STATE. not the city, you fucktards. i think i would know, i live here.
-not everyone here is rich or white. i know plenty of people who are poor and plenty of people who are black.
-no everyone is homosexual, so get over it. seriously, there are gay people here, but not everyone is.
-i have to admit, we do have nice beaches..
-long island is not upstate, thats just retarted to say.
-not all long islanders have the mentality that we're better then everywhere else. yea i like it here, but i dont think im better then anyone else.
-not all the girls are bitches
-just cause you meet a stupid person here, doesnt make everyone else stupid
-go to a place before you judge it.
so yeah, we have a baillion 7-11's and theirs kid's loitering everywhere, but so what? why does it make such a difference to you?
Long island, born and raised.x3
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Bobby Long is an independent singer/songwriter. Bobby was born in Calne, Wiltshire, England and has been playing the guitar since he was a teenager.
Bobby first came to prominence in 2008 when the song "Let Me Sign," which was written by Bobby and another brilliant musician, Marcus Foster, was featured in the international blockbuster, "Twilight".
According to Bobby, his music sounds like a crash in the woods when its raining.
As of Spring 2009, Bobby is working on an EP and has released two songs "Left to Lie" and "Being a Mockingbird (Live)" to be purchased on iTunes. You can sometimes spot Bobby Long in London, carrying a half-drank bottle of beer, cigarettes, and a guitar. If you see him, say "Hello" and ask him what his favourite swear-word is.
Yes, Bobby Long is made of sex, but watching Twimoms drool over him in public is more than slightly nauseating.
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slang term for human flesh prepared as the flesh of a pig. Usually used to sell human flesh to tourists in East Asian countries. Long Pig is best when avoided entirely.
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A very long ass time
person 1# hey Herschel how long have you been dating these bitches
Herschel # the long haul
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Is A very Long penis.
-Can be used to attack people, maybe harmful!
-Usually Used for sesso (Sex)
"He had a long one"
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A stack of bills too large to fold or fit in a wallet.
I don't use a money clip cuz my long money won't fit.
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(n) The long con refers to the process of simultaneously advertising and gassing up the tik tok account of a hot girl you know in the hopes that one of her videos will go viral. In the ensuing months (if all goes according to plan), said girl will chase the ever-fleeting sensation of fame by dressing and dancing skankier in her “toks,” providing the “long con-artist” a continuous stream for his spank bank.
Jimmy: “Dude. Why tf do you have 3 fake TikTok accounts commenting ‘fyp’ and ‘work it girl’ on every one of Meredith’s posts??”
Brendan: “The long con, my friend. You’ll thank me in June.”
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