Anal Lube

Code name for Weed

"Can you get me a ten bag of anal lube?"

"Hey man, you got any anal lube on ya?"

"ahhhh mate I was soooo lubed up last night!!"

"You wanna smoke a lubie?"

"Hey Chloe, do you often get lubed up?"

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lady lube

1. n. a slang term for a lady's vaginal fluids

"Woah, your lady lube is everywhere"

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Lube and Tube

A version of Netflix and Chill that you do alone. You basically masturbate to youtube videos.. if you're into that stuff. Usually made for people that are forever alone, like me.

Jake:So what were the results of netflix and chill?? :D
Tim:She broke up with me. So I did some Lube and Tube
Jake:Oh

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Mister Lube

"Mister Lube" is the anus lubricator in a gay whorehouse.

Your butt hole's a little dry," said Alan. "I think it's time for Mister Lube."

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Social Lube

When you groom someone.

John:Did you hear the compliment Dave gave Mike the other day?
Penny: No what did he say ?
John: He told him he was at least average, it was like he was Socially Lubing him.
Penny: Dang thats crazy , can't believe Dave would use social lube on Mike

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Skittles and lube

When one places skittles with the assistance of lube in a male or females anus for pleasure

Bro Jenny wanted some skittles and lube last night

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Lube-a-tron

a madman who uses Lube right left and centre, viginnal, anal, even if it's not sex; he doesn't care!

Johnny kept slipping out of me last night. god he is such a Lube-a-tron

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