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Egyptian Brown Mist has a few steps....
1.) Spend 2 whole days eating nothing but pure fiber and laxatives.
2.) Hold your shit in
3.) After the two days of making your shit into a pure liquid state, offer to have sex with your partner
4.) Then while having sex doggystyle tell your partner you are going to cum.
5.) Before she can turn around, you bend over and spread your cheeks.
6.) As soon as her head rears around you unload all of the shit you have been storing up for the past few days in one massive liquid blast all over her face.
Man last night I gave Bernice the 'ol Egyptian Brown Mist and I had to burn the sheets because they were covered in puddles of shit!
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He is the most CaucAsian person to walk the planet. His best friends are a Cody, a zombie unicorn, and a bunch of random letters and shit. he defends afrika and walks the planet like Harambe didn't exist, but WW1 did. Oh did we forget what happened after 'merica nuked the mofo CaucAsians in 19 whatever, but still. we all know he is Asian as fuck
oh no! our Asian boi mist got shit right in the pussy! Now its our time to shine for the camaera. Did you sub to PewDiePie yet?
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The origin of Mike Scott. The place from hence he came. The great red, drizzling, puss-filled mothership.
I thought mom had gas, but it turned out to be a massive vaginal queef mist. Now I have a new brother!
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When you take a laxative and get pegged in the ass and see how long you can hold it before you blow
I gave my boyfriend the door county mist and he made a shitty mess
an evil highland force; the ghosts of Scottish warriors trapped in foggy mist
A Scotch mist descends on Darkplace Hospital
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What doof experienced this mornin
the chunk caused a serious yellow mist
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While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
It's been two weeks since my last lunar mist facial mask, I'm due!
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