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When a person or group of people ejaculate onto a blind persons face, without them realising. it is used as form of amusement.
works particularly well if the arctic mole target looks like or resembles a mole
LAD: Hey did you seen when simpkins pulled an arctic mole on old mr jones?
GUY: Yeh, i wish i had filmed it.
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A slothenly woman that has let herself go. Mostly seen sitting on the couch consuming someone else’s food and using their phone. Probably has no self esteem and is too lazy to do anything for herself. On the verge of needing life support in order to continue breathing.
Hey you slack mole get off your ass and do something useful.
Jezz if that slack mole is still on the couch I’ll be pissed
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There are only 2 lesbian moles in existence. They can't stay above ground for long periods of time, but when they do they look like normal human girls fond of the same sex.
When they need to go underground, they use their claws (fingernails) to rip the ground open and disappear. Once below ground they can only come to see the earth's surface while underneath special cardboard box pods will small slits in them to see through. Then they have to wait there for a while before re-exposing themselves to sunlight.
Lots of fun at parties and nightclubs. Keep the moles alive and feed them girls!!!
Lesbian Mole 1: I'm going to rape you when you turn 24
Lesbian Mole 2: Excellent.
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One person has to be laying on their back for this to work. It deals with delicious dong (or healthy alternatives) being insterted into a willing mouth. The thrusting effect gives the illusion of a surfacing mud diver on a persons throat. The Mole Mound is not gender, or species specific.
The Mole Mound is soooo much easier to perform than the treacherous but tempting Tritons Tailwhip.
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Whack a mole is an exciting game that requires one male and at least three females. The females bend over with their pants at their knees, from this they proceed to pop turtle heads out of their assholes. As soon as a turtle head pops out the male is responsible for "whacking the mole" with his cock. This game is preferably done with freaky Asian girls.
Dude what did you do last night? Owe just played whack a mole with the chinese student association.
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A sloppy circular shaped speck of shit plastered to the inside of the bowl given it's name due to its often striking resemblance to the mole that used to grace the right side of Spanish Pop singer Enrique Iglesias' face. (Too bad he got it removed). A man entering a bathroom to find an Enrique's mole down the toilet will often try to remove it from the bowl by directing his stream of piss at it.
Johnny - "Dude there's a piece of shit glued to the bowl in here that looks like Enrique's mole"
Richard - "Try and piss it off man!"
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A whack-a-mole consists of taking a huge mole (tobacco and weed in a bong bowl) and breathing the smoke into a balloon filled with whippit vapor (nitrous oxide) and inhaling/exhaling into the balloon until you're forced to breathe oxygen.
"Wow did you see that bro last night? Dude took too many whack-a-moles and yakked and then passed out....holy shit man."
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