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A muffin that it looks like a group of guys jizzed on it and then another guy came and took a shit on the jizz mountain.
Can also be used as a compliment
"Yo look at these jizzshit muffins i baked"
"Dam u look like a real jizzshit muffin today <3"
when emma chamberlian's makeup is looking crusty and not blended at the end of the day
When a person gets so fucked up on drugs or alcohol he or she throws up on their chest/tits. It often happens to college freshmen who are binge drinking for the first time.
Girl: What happened to me last night? Why do I have mooge muffins?
Roommate: Weeeeeeeell...
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When a girl "goes commando." Opposite of a guy who's "free-ballin"
From Family Guy: Ugh, look at Miss Tammy. What a skank. She's free-muffin it at a baby school.
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A term used by males to describe attractive females. Often used in the presence of said female or other women to avoid sounding like a chauvinistic pig.
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A girls way of teabagging
"Right once this girl got me on the ground she just muffin dropped me!"
A woman's genitalia, especially after one has shaved it and has regrowth.
"Did she let you hit her prickly muffin?"
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