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To give oneself a stranger after working with concrete all day and having dry, dirty, chaffey hands. A variation on the stranger commonly used by those in construction, masonry etc.
After pouring that concrete slab yesterday I went home, gave myself a mystery mason and fell asleep. Why, what did you do?
An aspect of the past which is currently unknown to historians, researchers and scholars alike.
When humanity first sprung into existence is up to debate, and therefore, is quite a history mystery.
A person who nobody knows at a party, usually stands next to something, pretending to drink from the same bottle after it's empty.
Dude who's the Mystery Guest hanging out by the fridge?" "No idea, I thought you brought him?
A dick you have sex with but never see . You never get a picture , and you never have to give head .
Girl 1: how was your date with James???
Girl 2: it was great ! We hooked up but he slipped me that mystery dick . Where does it come from? Why can’t I see it ? And why do I not care ? I orgasmed 5 times
girl 1: ohh , that’s great sweetie !! I’m sure he’s not hiding anything. Men are shy about their penises. ( said unconvincingly ) Do you think you’ll take the mystery dick again?
Girl 2: mmm, I don’t know . Kind of weird . What if his cock looks like a baby’s arm with a hand ?? I can’t take that chance . I’m going to tell him I want to be friends and go on day dates, instead!!
When you poo in a bag and hide it in someone's vicinity. After a while they smell it and have to find it.
Did someone mystery poo me? It smells in here!
Getting naked, turning out all of the lights so you cannot see anything, grab a random object, and shove it up,your ass or pussy
When doing the mystery machine, I accidentally grabbed a cactus and had the best night of my life
After performing the act of dropping a deuce, refers to the absence of leftover feces about the buttocks. Therefore, leaving nothing behind to wipe. It's a mystery.
I love mystery poops, there's nothing to clean up after.