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The rapper, the creator, the arteest.
ITS MYSTERY MEAT.
I went to Maryland this weekend to see dr Dre and mystery meat preform it was the best concert ever
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When Mystery posts a message that contains something funny and then quickly deletes it.
That was a Mystery moment
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A person who nobody knows at a party, usually stands next to something, pretending to drink from the same bottle after it's empty.
Dude who's the Mystery Guest hanging out by the fridge?" "No idea, I thought you brought him?
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When you poo in a bag and hide it in someone's vicinity. After a while they smell it and have to find it.
Did someone mystery poo me? It smells in here!
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A dick you have sex with but never see . You never get a picture , and you never have to give head .
Girl 1: how was your date with James???
Girl 2: it was great ! We hooked up but he slipped me that mystery dick . Where does it come from? Why can’t I see it ? And why do I not care ? I orgasmed 5 times
girl 1: ohh , that’s great sweetie !! I’m sure he’s not hiding anything. Men are shy about their penises. ( said unconvincingly ) Do you think you’ll take the mystery dick again?
Girl 2: mmm, I don’t know . Kind of weird . What if his cock looks like a baby’s arm with a hand ?? I can’t take that chance . I’m going to tell him I want to be friends and go on day dates, instead!!
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Getting naked, turning out all of the lights so you cannot see anything, grab a random object, and shove it up,your ass or pussy
When doing the mystery machine, I accidentally grabbed a cactus and had the best night of my life
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After performing the act of dropping a deuce, refers to the absence of leftover feces about the buttocks. Therefore, leaving nothing behind to wipe. It's a mystery.
I love mystery poops, there's nothing to clean up after.
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