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a. City half an hour away from Manhattan by PATH train.
b. The eighth circle of Hell, a la Dante.
"Dude, you see the fire last night?" "Yeah, Jersey City's a frikkin' hellhole."
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shoob capitol of the world, shittiest place in the winter, decent swells, visit Surfers supplies when ur there and preps pizza, also some pretty harsh locals, and theres so many smut european ppl there
hey guys u can get cigs at the 99cent store from that slovakian guy in Ocean City NJ! too bad there $30 a pack
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No bars = "dry" town = complete bore. More kids and families than hot girls in bikinis (although many of the lifegurads are extremely goodlooking -- dated one myself:). People who live in OC end up having to go to Margate or SIC (Sea Isle City) or Avalon for a drink and Atlantic City for any fun. A Night in Venice is completely overrated. It's a family town so expect to see lots of Moms with their kids, loads of PA tags, and yep, it is DEAD in the winter.
Ocean City NJ IS a bore; there are much better beaches and towns in SJ.
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Island Heights is a small, ramshackle community right along the mouth of the Toms River. It's an older area; the homes are a mix of summer-only bungalows, converted summer homes, old Victorian, and suburban style boxes. There is a kind of 'charm' about the town of Island Heights. That sort of sleepy, waterside resort town feel, almost a New Hope, PA; you know, a vintage, new agey kind of walk-about neighborhood. The people? Eh, Not so charming.
Not much to do in Island Heights, except drink, walk around and chit chat with your neighbors, drink, go down to the waterside boardwalk or docks and watch the sun rise, drink, head over to the marina for a meal and some music (for special occasions) and drinks, sit on your boat or your neighbor's boat and rehash the latest town gossip, while drinking; ride your bike around town, shopping at the local corner store, waving to people sitting out on their porches, drinking....
you get the idea.
Island Heights, NJ people (totally white-bread, WASPs) fancy themselves exclusive, 'rich' educated and well bred. However, as they all know - but would never say out loud- that fantasy is just that- a fantasy. They are almost all a bunch of snotty, booze-guzzling wannabes, who really AREN'T as smart, or nearly as rich, or as educated as they want others outside their narrow little Island Heights world to think they are.
Aliases: " Yachties, Snotties"
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When you are fucking a bitch in the ass doggy style and give her a good old fashion cream pie and when she attempts to blow out the jizz and it makes a bubble you smack the bubble with your cock.
Richie - "Yo I was fucking this skank ass hoe at a party and gave her a NJ Bubble Buster."
Jon - "Good Shit Sen."
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so much trash, it's often mistaken for a landfill. the only time any of the brunswick towns ever saw wealth was when the polak n the italian was rolling through in the tinted ML
Victoria: They'll be back
Anthony: Not again!
Victoria: Smoke a blunt?
Anthony: I'm broke - east brunswick, nj
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Edgewater Park. "The ghetto" A small town in South Jersey where there is no such thing as wealth, and the people value the little that they have. The crime rate in EWP sky-rockets majorly each year, and the school's test scores are one the lowest in the state. The kids here learned to fight and fend for themselves around the Kindergarden and 1st grade. Kids and Teens living in towns with money who could kick some another rich kids ass; would be getting rushed through the emergency room doors in critical condition if they were to fight an 8 year old here in Edgewater Park! My advice: if you aren't from the ghetto, you should avoid visiting here.
In Edgewater Park, NJ, we have to make the best outta what we got. That's why we gotta know how to fight!
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