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When you have shit, piss, nut, and sometimes blood in a bucket.
Hey did you try some Nigerian water today.
Nigerian Mastermind is someone so smart that everyone else is just a trick.
Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.
Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.
Dave: What is that?
Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.
*Dave calls Bob on phone*
Bob: Hello?
Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?
Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.
when you white and see a nigger walking down the street and want to acknowledge your black friends
that is one shady ass nig... nigerian fellow.
When an online stranger, preferably overseas, is intently interested in you for no apparent reason.
"Did you sell your Jag on eBay yet?"
"Nah, all I got was a long email from one guy: I think he was Nigerian Diplomatting me."
Typically, another way of a person, whom may or may not be black, wants to say the n-word, but in a nicer way.
Kyle: Yo Tyrone, My favorite Nigerian, what's good?!
Tyrone: Bruh just say the fucking word you pussy.
A person who does drugs and sags their pants as low as possible without them falling off
Ugh, why are their so many Nigerian muffins in this world
The act of masturbating in a public area and swiftly pulling the fire alarm right at climax of said orgasm causing a scene that would shock everyone who was lucky enough to see it.
Bro I got kicked out of the mall yesterday
Why
I hit em with the old Nigerian Firehose