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to give a kid a foot long
did you hear about tony
no
he got taken int a van at the park and Jared from subwayed
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When you encounter a situation with an unnecessarily large number of options to choose from, and all you really wanted is something that just works... what kind of bread, what kind of cheese, condiments, meat.... sigh! (Where I come from, bread=white sliced bread)...
Bonus points when used with cloud computing!
Refer to "Funniest Milk Ad Ever! (Australian)" on youtube for further illustration.
1) The dating websites these days are turning into a subway sandwich ordeal!
2) These days the cloud computing user is faced with a subway sandwich ordeal.
An improvement of New York City's public transportation that has been desperately needed since it was first proposed in 1919, the Second Avenue Subway still inspires manic laughter and searing anger in many at its mere mention. Persons living on the East Side are, naturally, most susceptible to such fits as they are psychologically unbalanced from riding the city's most overcrowded and unreliable subway line on Lexington Avenue. New Yorkers may recall that this line was promised some 50 years ago as a replacement for the decommissioned elevated trains on the East side; some may even recall the $500 million bond issue approved in 1951 for its construction that rapidly disappeared into the black hole of kleptocracy that is the New York City government. More colossally embarrassing than even Boston's Big Dig, the Second Avenue Subway, which will supposedly be constructed by 2011, may yet come to pass and restore the hopes and dreams of millions of Americans. The more likely possibility, however, given Mayor Michael Bloomberg's judgment that the city's most pressing transportation problem is that residents of Queens don't have easy access to an imaginary stadium on the West Side, is that the Second Avenue Subway will remain the unicorn for New Yorkers who have been screwed for over 50 years.
New Yorker A: "Second Avenue Subway."
New Yorker B: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my God, you're hysterical."
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A total dirtbag who was a child molester and acted in the movie sharknado
A famous actor and sandwich maker turned rapist is jared the subway guy
When you sit between two guys in fubu jackets on the subway
I forgot my jacket, so I got on in a subway sleeping bag to warm up.
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1. A molester, particularly of children
2. An expression used when talking about a rapist
Jared From Subway, no!!!!
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likes to give little kids a footlong in the other end of there body.....
Jared FROM SUBWAY then sticks his footlong in a kids throat and than mayo slips out.....
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