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a contemporary theory of reproduction commonly used to explain to small children where babies come from; to give birth to
Then mommy vag-crapped you right out nine months later!
Sigmund Freud vag-crapped modern psychology into academia.
Al Gore vag-crapped the internet--the entire thing.
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A crap ton is equal to 4 shit loads.
we had a crap ton of time to think of this example.
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accidentaly shitting your pants as a result as an over zealous attempt to crop dust.
"dude, i tried to crop dust the library, but i ended up crap dusting it"
"you still got the pants?"
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A measure of volume; equal to the amount of space that 2,000 lbs of crap displaces.
There is a crap ton of pizza in the kitchen.
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A yet to be introduced, novel invention that dematerializes all feces from all species when it’s special rays hit the shit and there’s nothing left to have to pick up.
So to make every walk with your canine buddy the very best, all you have to do is aim the Crap Zapper at the pile of dogshit and BLAMMO, it's all gone in an instant!
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Bad music. shoudent be considered music. overplayed and has too many followers. makes you wanna take a dump all over what ever sort of rap your listing to.
Omfg what is this rap is crap. *shits on the speaker*.
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An incorrect interpretation of "crap shoot" which refers to the unpredictable outcome of throwing dice in a game of craps.
This has nothing to do with crap the excrement or a physical chute.
"Blind dates are a real crap chute because they always end up shitty.
I think you mean crap shoot which has nothing to do with shit."
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