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National fuck off day is well, everyday.
Person: H-
Me: Fuck off
That’s why everyday is national fuck off day
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National Fuck Off day is on October 16th and it’s the national day where everyone needs to just fuck off so spread the word and put it in your calendars
Person *talks to me nonstop
Me: “bruh it’s national fuck off day so FUCK OFF!”
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April 30th is the day where you fuck off. Pretty self explanatory. This day is directed at the people who don’t fucking stop talking. Thank you for your time.
Oh hey
It’s national fuck off day
Oh
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International fuck off day is on the 3rd of April.
Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Today is international fuck off day. Do you know what that means?
Person 1: What
Person 2: Fuck off
an excellent phrase to rid of unwanted pests. it informs the other concerned party that their mission, should they choose to accept it, is to fuck off and then get killed.
religion peddler @ door_"have you found christ?"
me_"no i haven't. i didn't even know he was missing."
religion peddler @ door_"take my beliefs seriously."
me_"fuck off and get killed."
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An ancient australian proverb :
What it lacks in sophistication and depth, it makes up for wholeheartedly with a delightful clarity.
Nurse : "Here are some pharmaceutical psychotropic drugs for your toddler."
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature : "Fuck off you cunt !"
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Let's get in the car and leave
John wanted to leave the party,
" Let's rev up and fuck off " he called to his girlfriend. "Ok darling" she said "I'll just get my coat".
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