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A day that you would not be famous or be known for anything... unless you that kid.
Human 1: What is today?
Human 2: It mean you ain't famous unless you that person.
Is a wonderful day. Not yesterday, not tomorrow and definitely not the day after.
Like right now
Yesterday's the past
Tomorrow's the future
Today is a gift
That's why it's called the present
Its 2 days before the day after tomorrow.
"I should probably feed the kids in my basement today"
When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!
Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD
When you feel pulled into other people's drama, you might think this.
Not today heifer, not my pasture, not my problem.
A saying you say to someone you really really hate.