Per-owned

To be thoroughly owned, pwnd, pwned, pwnt, etc. by English Language Arts teacher Anthony Perone.

Ben: "but some things derive from evil"
Perone: "No, because evil isn't original, but simply a perversion of something good."
Ben: "uhhh, no its not."
Perone: "Oh really? Give me something "evil" that derived from itself... Here, I'll give you an original, Life"
Ben: "Death"
Perone: "no, because that's just an imitation..."
*cut off by Chris
Chris: "you've just been Per-owned."

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own goal

used by british soldiers in northern ireland to describe an IRA terrorist who accidently blew themselves up with their own bomb.

Looks like another own goal to me

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extreme owning

The extreme way of telling a person that they have been owned/burned. Generally between 2-5 minutes long it is an improvement of the classic: Get some aloe vera for that burn!

As a general rule it has to be more annoying than it is funny and a complete waste of the person's time.Extreme owning can have many different variations. For example:getting ice for the burn or a haircut because the subject has been "sideburned"

The extreme way of telling a person that they have been owned/burned. Generally between 2-5 minutes long it is an extension of the classic:get some aloe vera for that burn. However aloevering can have many different variations. For example:getting ice for the burn or a haircut because the subject has been "sideburned"

Gerald: You're an idiot.
Melvin:Oh no, what i should do is visit a local low cost airline, buy a ticket to Egypt, hire a local tour guide, search around in the Saharah desert, find some aloe vera, find out my plane has been canceled due to an airline strike, stay in a 2* hotel overnight, get the next plane the day after, arrive from the airport and buy a motar and pestle from a local cookery shop, grind up the aloe vera and add milk, then leave it to ferment for 3 days until it becomes an ointment BECAUSE I JUST GOT BURNED! Extreme owning, deal with it!

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self-owned

The word is pretty obvious. If you own yourself.
It's actually making a comment that makes yourself look stupid.
Usually used on forums.

Yesterday I forgot my girlfriend's name, and she dumped me.
Reply:
Oh my God, that's so self-owned

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Phunking Owned

A phrase posted on hacked MySpace accounts by a group of hackers known as the Phunkers. It is a play-on-words of the groups name, and the term fucking owned.

OMG I was phunking owned by the phunkers!!!11

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English Owned

The name for when you beat someone in grammar, vocabulary or pronunciation.

Jim: If only that was possible.

Doctor: Actually it's "only if that WERE possible." Conditional Clause.

Fred: Wow Dr, you just english owned him!

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own block

When you cross the last street coming home and it becomes impossible for cars to bother you anymore.
No more red lights.

Own block. Finally, nothing between me and my bed but door..