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"Tyrell did gimme the pestle good and propa last night bwoy!"
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To either:
Throw
or Hit Someones Crotch area eg. Balls/Knob.
Derived from the "pestle" from "pestle and mortar" Being thrown at a Mate of ours Crotch area.
HAHAHA You just got Pestle'd Mate.
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A sexual practice involving the insertion of a pestle (a traditionally wooden and/or ceramic implement used with a mortar for crushing herbs and spices)into a bodily cavity of one's partner in order to provide sexual stimulation.
Best not attempted directly after being used for the preparation of pepper or chilli. Unless you're into that kind of thing.
I gave her a pestling while she flicked the bean.
Also Pezzling, if you want to sound ghetto.
When you drop chilli and the tip of your penis touches the porcelain of the bowl.
Industrial toilets seem to be ok, unless you're hung like Chuck Norris, but when you go to your grandma's house and she has that tiny little crapper with the fuzzy blue rug and seat cushion; you are guaranteed to pestle and mortar that rig.
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When your old lady jabs the wound with a phallic object furiously, with such emotional intensity not achieved by another activity.
What did you do last night?
Oh my plans got cancelled so I just whipped out the old mortar and pestle and went to town.
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A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.
Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet