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Peanut Butthurt is a play on the word "Peanut Butter". It is a sexual act that involves anal sex using crunchy peanut-butter as lube. Shards of peanuts that are present in crunchy-peanut butter can cause minute lacerations inside the rectum, which causes pain to the person on the receiving end of the "Peanut Butthurt". Hence the name.
Jack gave Samantha a Peanut Butthurt last night. Although it was pleasurable, Samantha was sore for days.
When your taking a crap and you spit shit and peanuts out of your ass.
I was taking a shit and pushed to hard and had peanut spackle.
Somebody with an unusually shaped head, often with the first name Toby
Ryan: “Have you seen Toby’s head”
Jack: “Yeah, It is a Peanut Head”
A turd with undigested peanuts visibly embedded in it
I had one wicked peanut shit this morning
after having anal sex, the man wipes his penis in a circle around his partner's eye, forming a fecal marking which resembles the eyepiece of the Planter's peanut character
After anal sex, a man surprised his partner by giving her a dirty peanut, much to her dismay.
A molten piece of metal that appears to be aluminum scattered all over Staten Island beaches. Can vary in size. Drives metal detectorists crazy because they can ring up at various target ID's
"Fuck! Another space peanut. I guess I'll clean it off the beach."