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Eduardo Pedro is a retarded schoolboy during the day but at night he's a GAY
PROSTITUTE.
Eduardo Pedro's offers are:
£20 for a handjob
£50 for a blowjob
and £1 for sex
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Great pitcher, acts like a child. Throws at players for no reason other than that he is a baby. The Yankees are his daddy.
Yo dude, Pedro Martinez throws serious heat.
Too bad he is a whiny little bitch.
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the presence of a sore dick after rough intercorse. characterized by pinkish hue and a mild burning. main side effects are stunned growth, wild temper flares, and a nubby penis. someone likely to aquire a pink pedro is a homo who beats off in albert kemps mouth then pushes albert down the stairs.
kemps pink pedro is gonna require medical attention.
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When the guy who washes your car at your local gas station decides to leave a rank ass fog behind him as he hands you your keys.
I must have gotten the Pedro Special because it smells like old burritos in here.
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sex with a man who doesn't have an erection
"Hey man you will never believe what happened last night. I met this smoking blonde at the bar and took her home. But sadly I had too much whiskey and when it came time to get some action I was only able to give her the uncle pedro. She got mad and left."
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'El Pedro' is a political action undertaken by the masses, the masses all ejaculate in their underwear simaltaenously.
This is often done to celebrate being of one people, one body and one ejaculation. This polictical act often takes place in the European countries of Spain and Portugal.
Im going to the El Pedro celebration today.
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Small island located off the coast off the coast of Belize. They are known for loving drama and talking shit. They have many teens guys who think they are all gangster and "bad man" but in reality there just a bunch of kids who balls havn't even dropped yet. Society is built on chismes and drama as said. Also theres no such thing as not being cheated on.
San Pedro Conversations
Ex 1:
Girl: Omg, hey girls, I just got naked pictures of that girl that works at that place.
Other girl: Oh those are like so old.
Ex 2:
Wannabe Gangster: Yo man im so gangster and shit but i'm afraid to shoot you. Im bad man.
Ex 3:
Retarded girl: Why doesn't he treat me like he treats that other girl, i mean we've been going out for a month, and she doesnt even live here.
EX 4:
Girl: He treats me like shit.
Ex 5:
Girl: Have you heard that chisme, that shes sleeping with all these guys.
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